I had to buy a new standby DVD player today. I don't normally read the instructions unless I get stuck but if I did have a problem I would not have got far with 'THIS' manual and I quote:-

"The Intellingence Software edcalates

1. Place into the promotion disc. The DVD machine could promote when it is playing.
2. During escalating, the TV screen demonstrates the promotion course.
3. The successful queen of promotion, the pallet automation are out of warehouse.
4. May enter promotion then by storing software in USB, and the push down the "DVD/USB" key to exchange for USB to enter promotion. NB:During the promotion, please do not cut off the power."

"Kodak Picture
Are you regret of one photo taken in childhood being old and are you regret of one precious photo was lost? And now, you are not in trouble of it. This machine has the strong functions of e-album. It may clone the photo into the disk turning in your corners. Then you may enjoy your life without any trouble back at the damage and loss of any photo."

I didn't change the spelling or anything else as I typed these in! I can't even guess what they are trying to say.

I don't know why the Chinese/Taiwanese/Korean manufacturers don't employ an English speaking person to write their manuals - it doesn't have to cost them that much!


Kevin smile