I hear he has 50,000,000 Twitter followers. Even if it's only a fraction of that, he's got people's attention. And he and his friends and father aren't nearly out of the woods. Florida takes underage drinking seriously. Everybody who helped him, from supplying the alcohol, to renting the Lambo, to blocking traffic on the street, to the other racer, is in trouble, too. Plus, he's facing felony charges when he returns to California.

It's what makes NASCAR so much fun. Everybody likes to watch someone crash and burn. (Except people with an actual life.)

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