another of my all-time favorites in terms of clever lyrics:

"You've got a smile so bright,
you know you could have been a candle.

I'm holding you so tight,
you know you could have been a handle.

The way you swept me off my feet,
you know you could have been a broom.

The way you smelled so sweet,
you know you could have been some perfume.

Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to,
and I can tell the way you do the things you do.


As pretty as you are,
you know you could have been a flower.

If good looks was a minute,
you know that you could be an hour.

The way you stole my heart,
you know you could have been a cool crook.

And, baby, you're so smart,
you know you could have been a schoolbook.

Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to,
and I can tell the way you do the things you do.
*Eddie: Ah, baby, yeah
*Other Tempts:(The way you do the things you do)
(The way you do the things you do)