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This may have made the rounds before.
Sorry if it's a repeat.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/96I_UrTOZF0

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Good one!


OK, a random thought;
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?

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Cute laugh

But seriously, what musician wants to retire?

Not this one!


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Originally Posted By: Notes Norton


But seriously, what musician wants to retire?



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Naaah...


They come to the PG forum.

And they make music like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Hat4e7H2Q

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Clark Terry sets the standard about not retiring.

First Call Trumpet, NYC for years, member of Doc Severinsen's Tonight Show NBC Orchestra, literally thousands of shows and recordings, old "Mumbles" spends more time educating musicians than just about any other, he has a wall covered with honorary Music Performance and Music Education Doctorates because of his dedication to sharing the knowledge.


My brother sent me a firstrun copy of Clark Terry's autobiography the Christmas year it was released, one great read that covers much of US Jazz history and more. I think I read the whole thing in two sessions, could not put it down.

http://www.amazon.com/Clark-The-Autobiography-Terry/dp/0520268466

And for those who may have a bit of time, here is a vid of the kind of Master Classes and such that Mr. Terry does, grade schools right on through to Graduate School levels and beyond:



Here's a twist on an old show song's lyrics that a lady jazz singer I used to work with used to sing at the end;


And as for me,
I made up my mind way back at Harper's Ferry;
When I go -- I'm goin' like. Clark. Terr--ry.

Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn't that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!
(big finish) And I love - a - Ca--ba--ret!


(then the 4-bar bebop tailout to the 6/9 last chord)

Heckuva tribute considering the man is still alive, the kinda clubs we played, the people understood what the sister meant, though, because they knew the score.

Now why does our own GDaddy come to mind now?


straightahead,


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Retired? I thought that was the Blue Man Group's first jam session...


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They're way too young, even if they are blue in the face...

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My favorite sax player who I've known for over 20 years just turned 80. I did a rockin blues gig with him 3 weeks ago and while he looks old and walks old he still blows his butt off. He's first chair tenor in two big bands and while he's "retired" from his regular job, he's not retiring from music any time soon.

"Retire to what" is the question. Like my friend, many times I'm the oldest one in the band and the younger guys seem to like what I do and keep calling me for new gigs. I would have to be in the hospital to turn down a gig and that hasn't happened yet. I have the same attitude George Burns did. He booked the London Palladium for his 100th birthday when he was in his mid 70's and guess what? He made the gig and died shortly after. That's called motivation and it worked.

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I was 80 on Feb 22nd...and I've been having a ball at the Lecanto, Fl. Citrus County Senior Center. Get a free ride there on Tuesday, Wed. and Thursday for a day of fun and frivolity, with a wide variety of activities, from cards to exercising to pool and ping-pong.

The old ladies if they're cool, take on some belly-dancing lessons after lunch...but I catch the bus back home at 1PM, that is when some start trying to throw out their hips...I make myself NOT watch that disaster waiting to happen...well, I guess they "do their belly thing in slow motion...at least I hope they do!

So, doing a little singing and guitar playing in a fun and educational way will be interesting...I'll just have to remember that being married to those 4 ex-wives...Enuff, already!

Using lots of Broadway tunes, sometimes with Band in the Box and Real Band. It will give me a chance to follow along with the "Great American Song Book" and lots of unique tunes from the Bistro Scene in NYC and Chicago.

Lot's of tunes, and I get to hone in on my soundalike singer the late great jazz singer Mel Torme. Also love the Sinatra tune and Benedetto (Bennet songs), etc.

I've had the privilege to get "weened" for decades on the top jazz female singers...love to run through some Diana Krall, Lena Horn, Peggy Lee, Lurlene Hunter, etc. ballads and uptempos! Some of the old seniors are "pretty hip", when it comes to those old uptempos and ballads.

Just will be a lot of Fun to bring back those ol' romantic "chestnuts" of the 40's,50's.60's..."Old ones and cold ones"..the jazz emphasis for the old swingers!!

And I have time for playin' some cards, ... "Texas Hold Em"...some 8-Ball pool, and some time for the computer lab, lunch and some mambo
italiano!! Just kidding!!

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