This was really good. It made me chuckle - out loud!

A parody of a Beatles song might go like this:
"Suddenly, I am twice the man I used to be,
But I grew horizontally
Oh how I yearn for Yesterday!"


When you are at the checkout line and they ask if you found everything say "Why, are you hiding stuff?"

64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware