This was really good. It made me chuckle - out loud!

A parody of a Beatles song might go like this:
"Suddenly, I am twice the man I used to be,
But I grew horizontally
Oh how I yearn for Yesterday!"


I think my wife has started to show the first signs of dementia.
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!

64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware