This was really good. It made me chuckle - out loud!

A parody of a Beatles song might go like this:
"Suddenly, I am twice the man I used to be,
But I grew horizontally
Oh how I yearn for Yesterday!"


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?

64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware