This was really good. It made me chuckle - out loud!

A parody of a Beatles song might go like this:
"Suddenly, I am twice the man I used to be,
But I grew horizontally
Oh how I yearn for Yesterday!"


The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?" I said, "Diddly."


64 bit Win 11 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware