Another classic RichMac song! I always like your songs, partly because they're so original and partly because you let your sense of humour shine through in the mix.
It would indeed have been cool to make the audience think you were talking about a cat, then in the end reveal that you were talking about a person... but in this case your descriptive lines about the cat were so spot-on, it would have been a real challenge to believably swap species on the audience.
However, your surprise ending in which you are the cat's pet was clever and believable!
The rhyme and meter are very good, I didn't notice any forced syllables or "almost rhymes"
Now we need a video of Scooter singing the song while you purr and bite his toes.
