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A funny song Alyn,
You truly are an original.
This song reminds me of 'are you being served'.
The way of singing, the arrangement.
Well done.
Rob
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Hi Alyn,
what a fun song on a rainy day!
I really enjoyed this.
Guenter Ha you've got the rain as well  So glad you enjoyed it Alyn
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A funny song Alyn,
You truly are an original.
This song reminds me of 'are you being served'.
The way of singing, the arrangement.
Well done.
Rob Thanks what a great comedy that was. so glad you enjoyed the song and had a laugh Alyn "I'm free" 
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Hey there, Alyn. Like all those before me, I'm still laughing after having listened. This is a great little number! I don't think anyone could get more original than this. You've sure got the knack when it comes to comedy! I could imagine this as a clip in The Goodies. Brilliant!!!! All the best, Noel
MY SONGS...Audiophile BIAB 2026
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Ditto for the comedy Alyn and reminds me of the many times staggering home from a night in the pub, calling into the local chippy on the way home and then eating lip and tongue searing greasy chips, straight out of the newspaper as I staggered onwards. Brought back a few happy memories of several very good chip shop owners did that too.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._Salt_EsquireHad to post this for you Alyn. Glad to see I didn't dream the whole story up! Take care. Gre
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HA HA Alyn. That was fun! What a great choice of Real tracks for the song. When I was at university in Cape Town there was a take away joint that we used to call Greasies. I cant remember if it was really called that or not. I do remember that you could smell that typical Greasies smell if you got into somebodies car the day after they had a huge bender and got the munchies on the way home.
Love the line "Oh pardon me"
Great job
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Hey there, Alyn.
Like all those before me, I'm still laughing after having listened. This is a great little number! I don't think anyone could get more original than this. You've sure got the knack when it comes to comedy! I could imagine this as a clip in The Goodies.
Brilliant!!!!
All the best,
Noel
The Goodies WOW! I have always wanted a 3 seater bike LOL Glad you had a laugh!! Thanks for the Brilliant!! Alyn
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Ditto for the comedy Alyn and reminds me of the many times staggering home from a night in the pub, calling into the local chippy on the way home and then eating lip and tongue searing greasy chips, straight out of the newspaper as I staggered onwards. Brought back a few happy memories of several very good chip shop owners did that too. Cheers Nev, The wander home with volcanic chips was an integral part of growing up. Watneys and grease what a combo!! I wish you all the best, Alyn
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What a great name to own a chip shop! Like my friend Mr Pain the dentist LOL Alyn
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HA HA Alyn. That was fun! What a great choice of Real tracks for the song. When I was at university in Cape Town there was a take away joint that we used to call Greasies. I cant remember if it was really called that or not. I do remember that you could smell that typical Greasies smell if you got into somebodies car the day after they had a huge bender and got the munchies on the way home.
Love the line "Oh pardon me"
Great job Seems greasy chips, and beer, are a part of a musician's formative years LOL And I forgot about that smell the next day. My guitar even smelled of chips for a while as I usually played it when I got back to the pit until the neighbours started banging the walls. Great days LOL Love the line "Oh pardon me" Well they did repeat   So glad you enjoyed Alyn
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Alyn,
I'm still laughing! Very funny, cleverly written. And your production really fits this one!
Thanks, now I'm hungry!
Steve
Steve Young Music"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of." - Robert Schumann
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Hello Gibson,
The mix is very well done, unfortunately I'm not good enough in english to appreciate the lyrics as I should,
On the other hand, I like the orchestration, strings are wonderful
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Clever, funny, totally original, and it all went by too soon leaving me wanting some more Fish 'n chips!
Yep, BiaB is a gem.
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Another total original from you Alyn, love this little song and give me such a laugh, nothing like when you are starving with hunger and the nearest quickest place is the local chip shop.
You sure can write about anything.
That CD must be overloading by now if you ever decide to release it.
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Alyn,
I'm still laughing! Very funny, cleverly written. And your production really fits this one!
Thanks, now I'm hungry!
Steve
Hahaha, glad you enjoyed the song and hope you enjoyed the little bite to eat it evoked LOL Alyn
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Hello Gibson,
The mix is very well done, unfortunately I'm not good enough in english to appreciate the lyrics as I should,
On the other hand, I like the orchestration, strings are wonderful
Regards My French is much worse than your English so I used Google and I hope it translated well. quand je suis faim après le travail mon ventre gronde je dois marcher donc je mettre sur mon manteau et la tête en bas à la ville Je suis gonnna me faire un peu de poisson et frites les noyer dans du vinaigre les étouffer dans le sel dégoulinant de graisse de vos doigts 1er morsure homme qu'ils sont chauds coulissant traverser le compteur que vous luttez pour rester sur vos pieds ils sont enveloppés dans du papier d'hier avec le papier journal désormais sur les puces les noyer dans du vinaigre les étouffer dans le sel dégoulinant de graisse de vos doigts 1er morsure homme qu'ils sont chauds tombé sur le sol juste de goût ajouté vous avez mangé tout Ne laissez pas de déchets vous botter le papier dans le jardin de quelqu'un whoops vous demande pardon ! les noyer dans du vinaigre les étouffer dans le sel dégoulinant de graisse de vos doigts 1er morsure homme qu'ils sont chauds Thanks for listening and commenting Alyn
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Clever, funny, totally original, and it all went by too soon leaving me wanting some more Fish 'n chips!
Yep, BiaB is a gem. This song seems to have a subliminal effect I never intended!! Yeh BIAB is a gem, perfectly put. Thanks for listening and commenting Alyn
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Another total original from you Alyn, love this little song and give me such a laugh, nothing like when you are starving with hunger and the nearest quickest place is the local chip shop.
You sure can write about anything.
That CD must be overloading by now if you ever decide to release it.
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Thanks for commenting. This song was about a greasy chip shop BUT the best chippie I have EVER visited was somewhere by the harbour in Kinsale, Co Cork. THAT was a place the band I was in,"The Roosters", always frequented when we played the Cork Blues festival many years ago. That CD must be overloading by now if you ever decide to release it. I know but I am having difficulty choosing the songs, especially when I suddenly write stuff like this LOL All the best Alyn
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very nice – had a good laugh! :-)
great vocals and work with the biab-tracks!
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