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OK, a random thought;
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?
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Love it Mario!
I already stole it and posted it on my FB page.
Thanks,
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Dat's some funny stuff, Mario. 
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Hahaha so true
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Mario,
Your artwork reaps of a man of experience.
+1 on above comments.
Thanks for the sharing.
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Man, am I glad that I chose the microphone over the bass.
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John Laptop-HP Omen I7 Win11Pro 32GB 12TB SSD Desktop-ASUS-I7 Win10Pro 32GB 12TB SATA BB2026/UMC204HD&404HD/Casios/Cakewalk/Reaper/Studio One/Notion/Dorico/Noteworthy/NI/Halion/IK http://www.sus4chord.com (under rehosting/construction)
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LMAO John too funny man. later
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That is a good one! Love it! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh Mario.
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Too funny! Now I know why I only have furry friends...
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Hmmmmm... I play guitar, keyboards, bass and I sing......
I'm lost.
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Hum, nothing on there for us brass players so I don't know what I might get. Though I know there must be some truth in the rumour that trombone players get the girls with the biggest b00bs.
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Oh dear I am mainly keys these days, and a stray cat has turned up at our house intending to stay
name of Sundance
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Hum, nothing on there for us brass players so I don't know what I might get. Though I know there must be some truth in the rumour that trombone players get the girls with the biggest b00bs. I have also noticed that many bass players have big feet.. Z
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Hum, nothing on there for us brass players so I don't know what I might get. A split lip and a lot of lonely nights....  I've heard it said that 'Perfect Pitch' is being able to stand with your back to a dumpster, toss the horn over your shoulder without looking back, and put it in the dumpster without touching the sides. A horn player friend went to a movie and forgot he had left his horn laying on the back seat of his car in plain view. About half way through the movie he realized his error so he went out to move his horn to the trunk of the car, but he was too late. Someone had already broken out the back glass and the back seat was full of horns.  Just joking!!!!! Excuse me while I go feed my cats.
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Ha Ha. I love it. Therefore don't leave a banjo on the back seat....
(PS: Before you hurl double basses, please understand that no banjos were hurt in the making of this joke)
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You guy dont know how lucky you are, where I come from they have bag pipes!!!! - now that's a way to attract a feline[i][/i]
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You guy dont know how lucky you are, where I come from they have bag pipes!!!! - now that's a way to attract a feline[i][/i] ZZ, OK you win... (definitely!)
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I've seen a version with the man plus a mixing board equals truck and two roadies.
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