Originally Posted By: eddie1261
Well, not all that long ago I was going to run up to the gas station at my corner to get some iced tea and got all the way INTO the car before I realized I had no pants on, so.....


About a month ago I drove down to my 2nd ex-wife's house to do some laundry and I ran into her cop boyfriend in the driveway when I realized I didn't have any pants on!

My solution to that dilemma was to roll my window down and ask if he had a tire gauge I could borrow.

Hehe. True story. Oops.