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Thar's a Hole (in my head) No Dirty Language, but....... WARNING (well maybe not an all caps warning, but darn tootin nearly) If drunks and man gas humor offends you, run as fast as you can. If not you may consider running anyway!!!!!! Not fit for Humans! No small animals were actually harmed in the making of this, but it's because they run too fast!!!! All Realtracks Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Blame that smell on the dog, or me stepping on a frog, it ain't gone I could blame it on the liquor, but it ain't true, cause it's gone I was mad when you said, that smell didn't come from me That hole back there, is the one that's really guilty Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Hank cried in his beer, Wille sang about cryin in the rain, Hanks gone If I cry when I'm a drinking, might drown I am a thinking, and be gone and so I hold myself up, standing in the middle of the door. Cause that hole in my head, is a screaming gimme some more. Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… who am I kiddin that sucker is never full.
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Tommy, you are a real character! And you manage to translate that character directly into your songs!
There are all kinds of songs... anybody who plays live knows how hard it can be to create a set list that works for the largest demographic... so finding a demographic is a problem for all music
What you have here is probably not going to sell to prime time audiences.. but I think you could market the HECK outta this online! Your songs tend to be humorous, and I think that humor always has an audience!
My recommendation is to start making videos for your songs. They wouldn't have to be full-blown animations.. just a slide show of funny pictures (like the one you used on the song site) would really ramp up the entertainment factor!
As a musician, you know how to construct the song structure in BIAB... and you clearly know how to come up with clever concepts that can be developed lyrically... and your zany sense of humor lends itself to ideas that are outside the realm of stuff that has been done to the point of becoming cliche... so there is a high degree of originality to your work!
you really have a winning combination of unique talents, and I'd love to see you take it to the next level with video!
So glad to see you whole-heartedly pursuing your ideas here on the forum! I like what I'm seeing!
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"Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears" OK, then... Ray Stevens called. He said "Uh...what?" 
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Thank Ye Pat!!!! I always wanted to take humor to a Hole Nuther Level!
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Give him my number Floyd!!!!!...................................... It's 12...... it's a prudy small town, and the phone numbers only go up to 15!
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Forever Grateful, BUT, sometimes pissed of.  Trygve "Leo" Larsen BiaB 2020, Windows 8.1, Intel Core i5 CPU, 270GHz, 32 Gb RAM My OLD tracks on Soundcloud; https://soundcloud.com/trygve-larsen My NEW is unpublished The Universe = Uni-verse ie one song.
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"Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears" OK, then... Ray Stevens called. He said "Uh...what?" "Ray Stevens called" hahahahaha...... Bring on the video! Now! J&B
Our albums and singles are on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, Pandora and more. If interested search on Janice Merritt. Thanks! Our Videos are here on our website.
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Lol Thanks Leo!!! Gonna try!
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I don't know, my mug has killed before!!!! No video equipment for me, there's a State Law against Ugly in a No Ugly Zone!!! lol
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funny, silly, maybe a little truth to the song too. How did you do the laughing track?
"When you help somebody else you are really helping yourself"
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They were loops that came with Logic Pro 9, there are a bunch of applause ones too, that I have used before. May have been a similarity to some of my younger years (60's 70's 80's) 
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We would have never known what came out of the other hole in your head if it weren't for Pat. I'm glad he brought out this side of you! This is a kick!! I wasn't the least bit offended. Fun stuff! Take care. Greg
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Was there something bad in here???
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lol......my vocals......gas (cause gas is bad, okay) and the jokes! Thanks David!
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Band-in-a-Box 2026 Video: The Newly Designed Piano Roll Window
In this video, we explore the updated Piano Roll, complete with a modernized look and exciting new features. You’ll see new filtering options that make it easy to focus on specific note groups, smoother and more intuitive note entry and editing, and enhanced options for zooming, looping, and more.
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Introducing XPro Styles PAK 10 – Now Available for Mac Band-in-a-Box 2025 and Higher!
We've just released XPro Styles PAK 10 for Mac & Windows Band-in-a-Box version 2025 (and higher) with 100 brand new RealStyles, plus 28 RealTracks and RealDrums!
Few things are certain in life: death, taxes, and a brand spankin’ new XPro Styles PAK! In this, the 10th edition of our XPro Styles PAK series, we’ve got 100 styles coming your way! We have the classic 25 styles each from the rock & pop, jazz, and country genres, and rounding out this volume's wildcard slot is 25 styles in the Praise & Worship genre! A wide spanning genre, you can find everything from rock, folk, country, and more underneath its umbrella. The included 28 RealTracks and RealDrums can be used with any Band-in-a-Box® 2026 (and higher) package.
Here’s just a small sampling of what you can look forward to in XPro Styles PAK 10: Soft indie folk worship songs, bumpin’ country boogies, gospel praise breaks, hard rockin’ pop, funky disco grooves, smooth Latin jazz pop, bossa nova fusion, western swing, alternative hip-hop, cool country funk, and much more!
Special offers until December 31st, 2025!
All the XPro Styles PAKs 1 - 10 are on sale for only $29 ea (Reg. $49 ea), or get them all in the XPro Styles PAK Bundle for only $149 (reg. $299)! Order now!
Learn more and listen to demos of XPro Styles PAKs.
Video: XPro Styles PAK 10 Overview & Styles Demos: Watch now!
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