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Yes, been missing you and glad you're back. I'm sure the nurses will love it and laugh with it. Best wishes on your recovery.
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Alyn, first I hope that you are feeling better.
Second as been previously said you are a master at explaining your life in song. Bad or good experiences come to life in your songs. I really like your humor/humour.
This song made me LOL! The large needle, the guy in the next bed, the guy who sleeps all day and screams all night, well been there and either done that or experienced it!
Two thumbs up for this hilarious song.
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As the others have said hope you are well. Enjoyed the song dark but fun. Thanks Peter, Yeh getting better slowly, thank you. My sense of humour is to try and laugh at adversity,doesn't always work but so glad you enjoyed the trip. Alyn ps I do like your guitar playing, nice 
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Thank you Sir! A great compliment coming from such a good prolific songwriter. Thank you Keep them coming!!! Alyn
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Hi Alyn.
Good to have you back!
You've been greatly missed - the forum needs you to make us laugh at ourselves.
"here come the visitors
all with a bunch of grapes
which they eat cos they can't think of a thing to say"
Absolutely. I've done the visiting and been in just that position.
Hope you stay well and keep posting.
Cheers, ROG. Haha, haven't we all eaten the grapes and struggled to say something apart from the cat being a pain in the butt, as usual. When a student almost all wards had chess sets and when we were on ward-rounds a certain few *cough* used to move the pieces around. I got caught once and was "told off" by the consultant who admitted doing the same when he was a student. Good fun days,shame about the current mess, as you know. I will try to turn my music computer on a bit more   Hope you have the heat up your way. Alyn
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What a romp! That ran over me like a truck, it was so so good and then it was gone. Enjoyed.
Kenny Haha, So it was you in bed 6 LOL!! Glad you enjoyed the laugh all the best Alyn
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Great song! I'm sure the staff will love it. I work in health care and the nurses and staff I work with all have a great sense of humor!
much enjoyed!
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Alyn!!!!! It's really, really excellent to see you back in the forum  I've missed your songwriting wit and humour a lot. No-one around here creates music like you do. I loved the journey of this song. And what a great hook! I don't know of any other song that has a hospital bed for a title. You have a amazing ability to caricature life in such an astounding way that it's simultaneously funny and poignant. That's quite a feat of accomplishment. Sending lots of good thoughts your way! Noel Noel, THANK YOU!! I learnt a lot from this funny man Rob Buckman as he was a medical student at my hospital. I wouldn't call my self a friend, I was a good acquaintance, but I certainly was a hanger-on absorbing his incredible unending medical sketchs, jokes and pranks. One I remember was I did a filling for an actor friend of his, when I was a student, and he quickly put on white pancake makeup and chewed foaming blood capsules before leaving my room falling about the place moaning etc. He almost cleared a full waiting room . BOY did I get in trouble! HAHAHA!! I learnt later it was his idea RIP Rob. Thanks for those thoughts, you made me laugh at that memory THANKS!! Alyn
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Gibson is back! Your style and delivery fully intact - absolutely loved it...
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Hi Alyn. Wondered where you were.
Very Gibson song and much fun.
True the bit about the grapes.
Best wishes and. Cheers. Cheers Rich, Yeh I only eat grapes when I visit in hospital  glad you enjoyed and good to hear from you Take care Alyn
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As Bob said "...Finding humor in a hospital stay is fantastic."
And as floyd said "No one documents their life in song better than you do. And it is always a joy to go along for the ride..."
Win, lose or draw you are willing to write about it and in a way that never fails to entertain. Never over-wrought or maudlin yet beneath the humor there always seems to be a lot of depth to the lyrics.
Glad to see you back, enjoyed the tune, and trust you are on the mend.
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Thank you for a lovely review  If only the stays in hospital were as much fun at the time, but then you wouldn't need to be a patient in hospital! I am attempting to write a song, or two, about the funny times in practice as a Dentist.....yes the times when even the patient laughed, well maybe later LOL! Even in your occupation, Bud, I bet there were times in a serious consultation that you wanted to inappropriately laugh with the patient, not at, never laugh at. Yeh slowly improving All the best Alyn
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Yes, been missing you and glad you're back. I'm sure the nurses will love it and laugh with it. Best wishes on your recovery.
Thanks Charlie, I hope the nurses do laugh. Thanks for the wishes Alyn
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Alyn, first I hope that you are feeling better.
Second as been previously said you are a master at explaining your life in song. Bad or good experiences come to life in your songs. I really like your humor/humour.
This song made me LOL! The large needle, the guy in the next bed, the guy who sleeps all day and screams all night, well been there and either done that or experienced it!
Two thumbs up for this hilarious song. Haha, thanks Mario, All needles look massive as they come towards your body  Thanks for listening and both of your thumbs Alyn
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Hello Alyn, welcome back. Nice and fun song. "I never want to see that flipping place again" I can understand you. I totally agree with you. Sergio
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Hi Alyn
Very creative lyrics. Glad you are feeling better.
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Great song! I'm sure the staff will love it. I work in health care and the nurses and staff I work with all have a great sense of humor!
much enjoyed! I am glad to see that medical humour (humor :D) is universal So glad you enjoyed the listen Alyn
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Gibson is back! Your style and delivery fully intact - absolutely loved it...
Bob Cheers Bob!!! Your new song has given me ideas Thanks!! glad you enjoyed Alyn
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Hello Alyn, welcome back. Nice and fun song. "I never want to see that flipping place again" I can understand you. I totally agree with you. Sergio Hahaha!! no one loves being in hospital so good to escape!! glad you enjoyed Alyn
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Hi Alyn
Very creative lyrics. Glad you are feeling better. Hi Scott, good to hear from you. The lyrics were helped along by a couple of small glasses of Schnapps Yeh getting there, thank you Alyn
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