Or just be British...

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Excuse me for interrupting you, kind Sirs (well, as it is a forum it can hardly be singular, eh?), but would it be possible to ask you for your kind permission to ask you to give my humble offering a listening to? I really don't mean to interfere and neither do I want to disturb you.

[pause for effect]

That is to say, I certainly would not want to refrain you from drinking your tea...

[pause for effect]

Of course, should you deighn to offer a mere minstrel such as I a constructive comment or criticism, it shall be duly noted and acted upon, forthwith

[pause for effect]

Oh! Please pardon me as I forgot to add, should you decide that I should be paying royaties to offer up my subjugation, I shall of course attend to that at the very first possible opportunity.

[After yet another brief but respectful pause]

May I now perform this humble little ditty for you, kind Sirs?

Oops! Terribly sorry, Ladies. Of course, I include you in this humble request...

May I proceed?




B*llocks! Play it!


Follow That Dream

Sam
Karaoke King

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Turning that corner again - I have to keep following that dream, no matter what