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The Ballad of Country Joe #394253 02/04/17 06:20 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Dang! I hate it when this happens!! Last night, when I was sleeping my redneck buddy Tater Totts broke into my studio and recorded a song using MY band in a Box and posted it on HIS channel. I am sincerely sorry. I was not able to stop this in time. https://soundcloud.com/tater-totts-radio/the-ballad-of-country-joe The Ballad of Country Joe By Tater Nashville Totts Hello, this is Tater Totts and there is nothing I hate worse than a big fat ugly Internet Troll weighing about 600 pounds sitting behind their computer in the dark watching porno and afraid to come out in the light like a real man cause he knows I will kick his [***] and what’s why I wrote this here song called The Ballad of Country Joe, yes I did V1 Country Joe you're not a man And you know you’ll never be Your mama still has to hold your hand When you go to pee You posted a picture of yourself in cowboy hat From 1963 Now you weigh 800 pounds You’re a disgusting sight to see CH: It’s the Ballad The Ballad of Country Joe And President Donald says you got to go You big fat Internet Troll We’re trying to make American Great Again And you’re the world’s most pathetic excuse for a man You're just a Big Fat Internet Troll Thought I’d let you know Country Joe V2 You know I met with President Trump yesterday And I said DJ, you got to relax son There’s a lot of people need to come Into this country and I’m going to have to ask you to turn it down some All except for one person DJ And that’s Country Joe I want you to pass an executive order against All big fat ugly Internet Trolls Hiding behind their computers like a bunch of Russian hackin’ sissies who don’t even have the guts to show their face I think you need to stop wasting your money picking on Mexico Cause they sure as hell can make some music down there No Mr. President I think you need to make an Internet Border Against Country Joe The Internet Troll CH: Cause it’s the Ballad, the Ballad The Ballad of Country Joe And President Donald says you got to go You big fat Internet Troll We’re trying to make American Great Again And you’re the world’s most pathetic excuse for a man You're a Big Fat Internet Troll and you're ugly too Country Joe ( x 2) Cause you’re a stinkin’, sissie, pathetic, stupid Useless, Internet Troll That's who you are that's exactly what you are Country Joe Words and Music copyright 2017 by David Snyder (David Snyder is not responsible for the artistic style of Tater Totts) ** Song Summary ********* File:The Ballad of Country Joe.SGU Style is _CBALDBR.STY (Country Ballad w/ Baritone Guitar) RealTracks in style: 366:Bass, Electric, Country Ev 065 RealTracks in style: ~365:Guitar, Acoustic, Fingerpicking Ev 085 RealTracks in style: ~362:Guitar, Acoustic, Strumming Ev 085 RealTracks in style: 2444:Guitar, Baritone Electric, Background PopCountryBrent Ev 085 RealDrums in style: NashvilleEven8^2-a:Sidestick, HiHat , b:Snare, HiHat ***************** David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394255 02/04/17 06:28 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,808 Florida floyd jane Veteran
floyd jane Veteran Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,808 Florida	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!! Awesome. Tater For President!!! Got my vote. 150+ Songs produced using BIAB RealTracks And 50 more... and some more...

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394271 02/04/17 08:04 AM User Showcase
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 2,907 South Africa JoanneCooper Veteran
JoanneCooper Veteran Joined: May 2012 Posts: 2,907 South Africa	Flipping' BRILLIANT! "America Great Again" the capital letters were not lost on me! LyricLab A.I assisted chords and lyric app. Export lyrics and import directly into Band-in-a-Box 2024. https://lyriclab.net Play-along with songs you know and love, download SGU files https://playiit.com/

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394272 02/04/17 08:10 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 6,815 United States rsdean Veteran
rsdean Veteran Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 6,815 United States	OMG!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! Bob

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394274 02/04/17 08:55 AM User Showcase
Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 5,202 Ontario, Canada BlueAttitude Veteran
BlueAttitude Veteran Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 5,202 Ontario, Canada	hahahaha! Brilliant! Dave Blue Attitude Website Blue Attitude YouTube channel

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394310 02/04/17 11:16 AM User Showcase
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,719 New Zealand RichMac Expert
RichMac Expert Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,719 New Zealand	Veeeeerrryy interesting Tater TT-T. https://soundcloud.com/tuigorge

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394320 02/04/17 12:04 PM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 14,204 GA USA Janice & Bud Veteran
Janice & Bud Veteran Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 14,204 GA USA	Oh man, the description of how it came about and the write is hilarious. I read some wonderful responses to trolls back during the ole net flame wars in the 90's but this is the best. By a long shot. A glimpse inside your head when the inspiration hits would be worth whatever the price of the ticket! Fun! J&B Janice on Spotify J&B Soundcloud J&B Website

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394325 02/04/17 12:29 PM User Showcase
Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 8,122 South Carolina C Charlie Fogle Veteran
Charlie Fogle Veteran C Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 8,122 South Carolina	Funny tune. Glad you kept it generic and addressed it to a fictional character.... How could one be offended if they don't exist? Charlie BIAB Ultra Pak+ 2024:RB 2024, Latest builds: Dell Optiplex 7040 Desktop; Windows-10-64 bit, Intel Core i7-6700 3.4GHz CPU and 16 GB Ram Memory.

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe Charlie Fogle #394327 02/04/17 12:39 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Charlie, I don't know Jean-Paul Sartre. Hmmmmmm. Maybe you could start smoking a pipe and create an entire philosophical movement around that. Hey, I have an idea for your first novel: Nausea. Just a thought. Or "Country Joe: If He falls off a bar stool and no one hears him is he still drunk?" David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe Janice & Bud #394328 02/04/17 12:40 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Uh, my inspiration? Inside my head??? You are already there guys. I read crazy stuff on the forum and have a notepad handy. Is there another trick I am missing?? This place is a goldmine for crazy. David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe RichMac #394329 02/04/17 12:41 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Ah, just something that came out of nowhere. David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe BlueAttitude #394330 02/04/17 12:42 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Thank you Dave, hope you laughed. David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe floyd jane #394331 02/04/17 12:42 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Hey Floyd, Is that country man? David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe JoanneCooper #394332 02/04/17 12:43 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Thanks Joanne! Loved your last song. David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe rsdean #394333 02/04/17 12:44 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina David Snyder OP Veteran
OP David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,855 North Carolina	Bob, I wrote it just for you to make you laugh man. Are you telling me it worked? Been LOVING your latest stuff, dude. Incredible. David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394344 02/04/17 01:35 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,664 Joe -PG Music PG Music Staff
Joe -PG Music PG Music Staff Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,664	Hi David Snyder, This is brilliant! I loved the lyrics, they're so funny! You sure did nail that troll and we do our best to moderate them! Cheers, Joe

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394345 02/04/17 01:38 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 483 San Jose,CA J jazzsax Journeyman
jazzsax Journeyman J Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 483 San Jose,CA	I laughed through the entire song. Thanks

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394348 02/04/17 01:55 PM User Showcase
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 18,974 Australia Noel96 Veteran
Noel96 Veteran Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 18,974 Australia	David, Your ability to find inspiration for writing songs is unparalleled anywhere as far as I can tell. Very entertaining! Noel MY SONGS... Audiophile BIAB 2024 audios on Soundcloud

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394353 02/04/17 02:33 PM User Showcase
Joined: May 2014 Posts: 4,048 The Netherlands RnAM Veteran
RnAM Veteran Joined: May 2014 Posts: 4,048 The Netherlands	We like this Tater character. Does he at least want to come to Amsterdam with us? We are Rob Meulman and Anne-Marie Bovenkamp from The Netherlands. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1gsdNLE7_Gy8qavoOplQow/videos http://rnam.net/

Re: The Ballad of Country Joe David Snyder #394381 02/04/17 05:28 PM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,273 Midwest HearToLearn Veteran
HearToLearn Veteran Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,273 Midwest	David, you've ruined the rest of my year! To have the song of the year written so early in the year simply takes the wind out of my sails to even try. This, my friends, is the brilliance of the program. Someone like David can write and produce an entire song this fast. So cool! Thanks for the laugh David! I didn't see that comin' and somehow it doesn't surprise me that you could do it! Chad (Hope that makes it easier) TEMPO TANTRUM: What a lead singer has when they can't stay in time.

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