Walmart

Ya see some purdy weird stuff at our local Walmart
including yours truly. But there is one ol man,
well it seems like he lives there, and he may too.
I usually see him in the beer and wine isle,
not that I would ever partake, I'm more of a glugger!
He will follow anyone that makes eye contact,
and since I was a buzzy er uh I mean busy a lookin,
it was my day to be the followee.

There's an old man who shops
my Walmart till he drops
buyin some sweatpants
here at Walmart.

When he gits done with that
buys food for dog and cat
buyin some sweatpants
here at Walmart.

Ewww Ewww buyin some sweatpants
here at Walmart.
Ewww Ewww buyin some sweatpants
here at Walmart.

And he whispers a tune
to a big jar of prunes
And his voice seemed
to fill with laughter

Expired late last June
marked down to the moon
he don't care cause
it's just what he came for

It'll work twice as good
And I said Understood
Then he screamed out it's mine
and what I came for

he pushed me away
for I had a chance to say
we all know buhxactlly
whatcha came for

Ewww when he starts to wander
Ewww I start to wonder
Ewww where has he gone ta
Ewww I think he saw ya

He's changing his clothes
Right next to panty hose
he's nekid right here
in Walmart

Security is scared
got Nick Nolte's Hair
He's trying on spandex
here at Walmart

But it doesn't quite fit
won't matter a bit
Cause he ain't outta place
here at Walmart

Gotta a bra on his head
smellin like somethin's dead
It's a good look for him
here at Walmart.

Ewww then he starts to wander
Ewww I say let him wander
Ewww then I starts ta wonder
where has he gone ta
And He's buying some sweatpants
Here at Walmart!!!!!