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Walmart Ya see some purdy weird stuff at our local Walmart including yours truly. But there is one ol man, well it seems like he lives there, and he may too. I usually see him in the beer and wine isle, not that I would ever partake, I'm more of a glugger! He will follow anyone that makes eye contact, and since I was a buzzy er uh I mean busy a lookin, it was my day to be the followee. There's an old man who shops my Walmart till he drops buyin some sweatpants here at Walmart. When he gits done with that buys food for dog and cat buyin some sweatpants here at Walmart. Ewww Ewww buyin some sweatpants here at Walmart. Ewww Ewww buyin some sweatpants here at Walmart. And he whispers a tune to a big jar of prunes And his voice seemed to fill with laughter Expired late last June marked down to the moon he don't care cause it's just what he came for It'll work twice as good And I said Understood Then he screamed out it's mine and what I came for he pushed me away for I had a chance to say we all know buhxactlly whatcha came for Ewww when he starts to wander Ewww I start to wonder Ewww where has he gone ta Ewww I think he saw ya He's changing his clothes Right next to panty hose he's nekid right here in Walmart Security is scared got Nick Nolte's Hair He's trying on spandex here at Walmart But it doesn't quite fit won't matter a bit Cause he ain't outta place here at Walmart Gotta a bra on his head smellin like somethin's dead It's a good look for him here at Walmart. Ewww then he starts to wander Ewww I say let him wander Ewww then I starts ta wonder where has he gone ta And He's buying some sweatpants Here at Walmart!!!!!
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LOL! Nice one Tommy!  Bob
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lol Funny as h*ll, Tommy! Really enjoyed it!
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Thanks Bob! I sure love to fun around! Thanks PG!!!!
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Thanks Paul! Had a lot of fun making this one, cause it's pert near a true story!!!! This is the 4th song I posted since Friday, I may be in a humor rut, check with me in a week it may have passed by then! 
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I will never see Walmart in quite the same way again. In fact, it will be hard not to look for the guy with hair like Nick Nolte, wearing a bra on his head. And sweatpants, of course.
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LOL!!!! It's a True Story.... like most of my songs!!! LOL It's decriptded goodly enuf fer a videa aintche?
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LOL!!!! It's a True Story.... like most of my songs!!! LOL It's decriptded goodly enuf fer a videa aintche? yes, .. vivid details make it much easier to create a video! I can't tell you how many people commented on the imagery you used in BAIL SKIPPER.. especially your description of the pony dressed like Madonna! (One guy still refers to it as a WHORSE)
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We always find Walmart entertaining but this takes it to a new dimension!
Perhaps this guy makes the Wally Mart rounds and we'll have the pleasure some day...
Thanks for this new perspective on a shopping trip!!!
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Thanky Janice & Bud! What a great name "Bud" is, kinda sez it all fer most people!!!! I hear he's on a tour of suthern states' wally's rat now! LOL!!!!
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Cool tune Tommy. My favorite place to where my two piece bikini with rabbit ears. Lol .. ;-)
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Another hilarious tune, Tommyc! Keep 'em coming You never fail to entertain, and this one had my laughing at my desk!
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Haha, I laughed harder then I should have at this! "Eeew" is right!  The lyrics are so on point for the oddity that is Walmart!
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Thank Ya Ember! All these parodies are true-ish stories!
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Thanks Deryk! BIAB let's the crazy fall right on ooot (is that how out is prenunced in the great upper north)! lol
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Thanks Scott! Had a lotta fun making this one! It was hard to write and not laugh.
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I Love that video, watched it yesterday again! You did a great job on it! Bail Skipper by Pat Marr
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ROTFLMAO!
I have two kids who work at Walmart! I can't wait to play this for them!
This is another winner from Tommy.
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Why Thank Ye Mario! My neighbor works there, and she hurt herself laughing at it! Hope yer kids survive unscathed!
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