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Fatty Back Rider #421492 07/12/17 05:23 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Fatty Back Rider I'm obese er obsesseded, er , well cain't hep my sef! When I lost my drivin license, I was a desperate to get on to work. I used my 11 year old sister's bike. People with cars, can be so cruel. Yellin….. 2 miles per hour and 2 drink minimum! Followed by the obligatory up yore's buddy! Hears my story of a freeway ride, seemed a million miles, I was outta breath. Yeah Like 3 blocks On a gurl's bike a movin along my experience, danger death. Gurlie Bike Rider …. Gurlie Bike Rider Sure I caused about a hunert wrecks from my hairy back and tank-top Bodies yelling, wontcha git a job like the hairy side of some velcro Hairy Back Rider…. Hairy Back Rider.. Hairy Back Rider.. Rider The other side is worsted! Sweatin like pig, at a butcher shop if they stared any more their eyes would pop Know it's down hill, and really strong wind It's a blowin me back so I start again Sweaty Back Rider… Sweaty Back Rider Any second, I would shurly drop when my 8 year old done made me stop Threw his fidget then he ran away As he ran and laughed I could hear him say Fatty Back Rider… Fat Back Rider Fatty Back Rider …Rider ooooo ooooo Gurlie Bike Rider ew! ooooo ooooo Hairy Back Rider ew! ooooo ooooo Sweaty Back Rider ew! ooooo ooooo Fatty Back Rider ew!

Re: Fatty Back Rider Tommyc #421512 07/13/17 03:16 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 8,974 Northeastern USA rsdean Veteran
rsdean Veteran Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 8,974 Northeastern USA	Oh boy... LOL! You are unstoppable! Bob Robert S. Dean - SoundCloud Song Channel

Re: Fatty Back Rider Tommyc #421516 07/13/17 03:47 AM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 8,330 Edmonton, Ab, Canada Scott C Veteran
Scott C Veteran Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 8,330 Edmonton, Ab, Canada	Another very cool tune. Loved the backtrack tune :-). The four lads would be howling right now Scott Collingwood https://soundcloud.com/scottt709 https://soundcloud.com/spiritlevel-ca https://www.youtube.com/@SpiritLevel-ge3hm/

Re: Fatty Back Rider rsdean #421518 07/13/17 04:04 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thanks Bob! My ex hated parodies, MAN I cain't believe I could marry some super hot beautiful extreeemly sensual...... oh yeah.... I might have glossed over her hatred of parody songs, from the afore mentioned description of her. lol

Re: Fatty Back Rider Scott C #421520 07/13/17 04:10 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Originally Posted By: Scott C The four lads would be howling right now Thanks Scott! They already have approved with a thumbs up in a video on youtube!!!! Didja never see it yet? Bail Skipper Pat Marr made it!

Re: Fatty Back Rider Tommyc #421524 07/13/17 04:27 AM User Showcase
Joined: Feb 2017 Posts: 3,414 Deryk - PG Music PG Music Staff
Deryk - PG Music PG Music Staff Joined: Feb 2017 Posts: 3,414	"Sweatin like a pig at a butcher shop" Hahaha! Thanks for sharing, this is probably one of my favourite I've heard from you yet! It's equally as catchy as it is hilarious - great job Tommy! Cheers, Deryk

Re: Fatty Back Rider Deryk - PG Music #421528 07/13/17 05:08 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thank You So Mucho Deryk! I had a hard time singing it from laughing! BIAB RULES!!!!! The Competition Drools! Wait there is no real competition!!!

Re: Fatty Back Rider Tommyc #421535 07/13/17 07:32 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 3,007 BC Ember - PG Music PG Music Staff
Ember - PG Music PG Music Staff Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 3,007 BC	This song is particularly catchy! The Hairy Back Rider/Sweaty Back Rider got me laughing the most. Can't wait for the next one. Cheers, Ember

Re: Fatty Back Rider Ember - PG Music #421585 07/13/17 04:53 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Why Thank You So Much Ember! As a matteruh fact, I'ma writtin one right now on my adventures in 1969's Canada! Called Canadian Bacon!!!! You'll never "Guess Who"'s song I'uh parodeetated? Here'z a little taste. Canadian Bacon... it's better than ham Canadian Bacon... Ah always say yes mam Ain't Nothin like it this land, McDonald's ain't got it though they claim it man. If I cain't find it no one can, my life's quest is ta find some mam.

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