Canadian Bacon!!!!! 
OK I'm Oh-Fishully Insane! But ya gotta love Canada and all it's accomplisheded scents the election in the down underded of America!
I only gots two words to say right now
And that's Russian And a Putin
Had me some mexican vittles fer lunch,
and they is workin their magic as I speak
Yeah I was a Russian to bathroom
and a Putin with every step along the way.
That's why this here song is about Canada.
and their emints wealth of all things tasty….
Just let me singit to ya
Duh
American Bacon 80 purcent fat
Canadian Bacon got none of that
Ain't a swimmin in the pan
Canada claims it killed a man.
coulda been a fryin pan,
jury's out on that my friend.
Now Bacon, git inside me,
Canadian Bacon, the bacon for me!
Mmmmmmman oh man now that's bacon!
Canadian Bacon ain't killded me
Canadian Bacon hard to believe
Ya gotta try this yes indeed,
polish car's so sparklee clean
clean a mirror no one's seen,
part of what makes it so keen
So Whoa Man, it's uhxactlly clear.
Canadian Bacon, glad they gots it here!
Mmmmmmman oh man that's bacon!
As a registurd fat man I approve this message (Bacon's Comin Baby)
And any other message that contains bacon (Bacon's Comin Now)
or any other bacon products from Canada. (Bacon's Comin Baby)
(Bacon's Comin Now)
Canadian Bacon beats Amercian
Canadian Bacon make ya liberal man
Cain't talk of politicis-shan,
too busy eatin, bacon man
When Vegans come,,,. and shout no,
Dunk it in your morning Joe
So Bacon hunker down on me,
Canadian Bacon don'tcha never leave
(Bacon's Comin Baby)
(Bacon's Comin Now)
(Bacon's Comin Baby)
(Bacon's Comin Now)
They gots stuff we-uns never see down South
in the We Making Stuff Grate Uh-ginn States
So I wanna ask Canada, please send us,
your used Polyticians, ours is all useded up.
We's feedinum to the hogs as we speak
And them thar Hogs ain't a likin it one-single bit!
Thanks in Advance
for the afore mentioned Polyticians!
Hey Isa you know this song was over
about a minute ago don'tchee?,,,
Don't go Jimi Hendrix on me now!
You Hippies are all the same,
takin your banjos out in the street like that
Next thang you know,
you'll have an accordion out there, askin for change.
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