I just broke into David Snyder's computer to tell you that this is probably the most fantastic set of genius lyrics I have ever read since I wrote a song for Willie Nelson called the Life and Times of Tater Totts.
My hat's off to anyone who would perform a federal offense just to compliment a man.
Doubly proud because it's
me you're calling a thief.

As soon as I get back form Nashville I am writing an album in your honor.
And once it hits the record stores, I promise you'll find my plagiarized sound-alike in the
dumpster bargain bin next to yours, basking in our greatness.
Merry Christmas, fine sir!