I heard (didn't look at your video) that his Sweedish wife used a Nike Nine Iron to practice percussion on him and his lip, then showing him the nice noise the back window makes as it explodes in tiny pieces, hauls him out of the Caddy and renders him unconscious. The injuries are inconstant with a low speed crash, and as most have not seen his face we are left to wonder if he's letting it heal before his coming out party where he will re-iterate that she saved his life in an accident.

John Conley
Musica est vita