So I am going to have to go with Larry on this one.

I have a huge vinyl collection and there's nothing I like more than to pick out some great old album, grab some tea, or a cup of coffee and and drop that needle, be it on a great classical album, maybe some Yes, some jazz, some classical rock, maybe some STEELY DAN AJA! OH YEAH! I am a happy man.

Also, I have another odd artifact downstairs. A library. It is full of classic books. The kind you have to pick up and read. I like to sit in my Victorian rocker with a cup of coffee, listen to some Bach or Steely Dan and read maybe some Hobbes, Faulkner, Camus, Carl Sandburg, or Dickens.

I guess it is because I am not a total moron and I don't have to be spoon fed crack on the Internet or listen to one song at a time on Spotify because I am so jacked up with my hyperactive cluelessness that the only thing that can hold my attention is Instagram.

If I ever get to the point where I am so lazy, stupid, inarticulate and uncultured that I don't have the patience to listen to a full album or concentrate on reading a full book instead of--what do they call, is it "Facebook?"--I want someone to drag me out into the garden behind my house and shoot me at point blank range with a black power pistol in my face because I have no interest in joining a crack house or belonging to Idiot Nation.

There, I have said it and now I must go listen to an album.

Good Day to all!