OK, this whole thread has me seriously confused now.

I believe there are 30,000 people on this forum, or something like that right, from all over the world?

I would assume that the majority of those have BIAB or they wouldn't be on the forum.

Let's say 1/3 of those know how to use a DAW, play an instrument, and have familiarity with samples and VSTs.

Are you saying that out of 10,000 people across the world with home studios, no one has the ability to use Band in a Box with other stuff to make a piece of crap that sounds like chart material?

No one can write lyrics about having sex by the fire and sipping pink champagne?

No one has access to FL Studios or Maschine????

Come on people, show us what you got!

I say we have a contest to see who can use BIAB and other stuff to make the biggest piece of crap ever written in the history of mankind, and I guarantee you that you will get on the Today Show and never have to worry about $600 ever again.

What is wrong with you people? All we are asking for is a little stupidity and a complete lack of musical ability. Is that too much to ask???

It is time for PG Music to now sponsor a contest on:

Who Can Write the Crappiest Song Ever in the History of the Universe

Then we can settle this modern songwriting argument once and for all, so we can all just move on.