Thanks, Gentlemen. Though it looks like square 1 for actually getting the audio from the synth (I'm positive at least some of those sounds are stereo) into the computer since apparently this interface won't accept a stereo signal unless it's (perhaps) capturing a performance with two (or two types) of microphones.

I'm not even sure about that much.

Maybe a small mixer is the way to go, and more adapters. Maybe a way to send stereo signal hard-left, then hard-right on two separate passes. Maybe send stereo as mono and enjoy the phasing. Maybe more frigging adapters.

Larry, I can probably use those SCSI Zip drives, but only if you have a SCSI to USB adapter...and a USB Hub.

Gear makes my head hurt.

BIAB 2021 Audiophile. Windows 10 64bit. Songwriter, lyricist, composer(?) loving all styles. Some pre-BIAB music from Farfetched Tangmo Band's first CD. https://alonetone.com/tangmo/playlists/close-to-the-ground