I had serious doubts anybody would sit put and listen through this craziness

Thank you!
Rob, the burp was a "professional" FX, I am not that good at it yet. Thank you for listening!
Ray, Thank you!!!
Deacon, Toda Raba
Dave, Thank you for listening! Not sure about brilliance, maybe cubic zirconiance

It was sure a fun challenge!
Robert, Thank you for listening and kind words. About wifes..: "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates. I am lucky, got a choice "A".
Best regards,
Misha.