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Do you have any mock song titles you'd like to share? If so, add them here. Old or new, doesn't matter, just keep them OK for the BiaB TOS.
My contributions:
"She used to kiss me on the lips, but it's all over now"
"Don't wait up for the shrimp boats mamma, daddy's coming home with the crabs."
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This is an old one. "There are tears in my ears from crying in my pillow over you"
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When There's A Ring Around Your Bathtub You'll Know I Left You Clean.
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"If you will sing by the window I'll help you out!" "Sung in the key of P flat." "There's a bathroom on the right." - CCR This is Don Junior singing a John Fogarty of CCR fame parody by the Twisted Tunes parody genius Bob Rivers: (Bad Moon, a CCR parody) https://app.box.com/s/2riamzc8816t4s3khixxrja60rpabdzrI suggested the song concept to Bob when I was commuting to Seattle daily. Junior has been heard on every Twisted Tunes album (about 25) that Bob has produced. BTW, Bob Rivers is getting his head wrapped around BIAB for Windows. He will share his music on the User Showcase with us! Burned On The Barbecue (Born On The Bayou - CCR Parody) https://app.box.com/s/o5x9c7p49d4h2dd5z0gbix5xhsk033jsThis is a perennial Summer favorite. Read It In The Tabloids (Heard It Through The Grapevine - CCR Parody by Don Junior) https://app.box.com/s/qmv6hoacck6ukv75ynh79g4bz9f237eq(Sure to offend everyone)
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"Propane "
If you live in the sticks and your income is fixed "propane"
Seems like Clapton did one similar to this
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Waiting for the painters to finish up, have way to much time on my hands today. So I'll give it a go......not exactly "mock" titles, these are the real thing.
Loretta Lynn - You're the Reason our Kids are so Ugly
Roy Clark - Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
Gary Nunn - If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife
Willim Penix - You Take the Medicine, I'll Take the Nurse
Johnny Cash - I've been flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
Lorretta Lynn - All I Want from you Is Away
Statler Brothers - You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
Jimmy Buffett - If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Aaron Wilburn - If My Nose Was Running Money, I'd Blow It All on You
Fred Astaire - How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life
Ruby Wright - Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I cried All the Way to Sears
Mayday Parade - If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet
Wynn Stewart - I Bought the Shoes That Just Walk Out on Me
Billy Hall - Too Much Month at the End of the Money
Jerry Lee Lewis - What Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me
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Notes the version we talk about here on the coast is: Seafood For Supper Mama, cause papas coming home with the crabs.
And the ever popular, You don't have to bring in the wood mama, popas coming with a load.
Later,
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"Her 1st name was Wella... Her last name was Nough...
When will I learn to leave Wella Nough alone"
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Some of these are just too funny
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I almost forgot my all time favorite "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life"
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I almost forgot my all time favorite "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life" Now Torrey, you do know the song was nominated for a Grammy in 1977, right? +++ HERE +++ is a 2010 Time magazine article where the song was added to Time's Top 10 list of the most ridiculous country songs of all time. The article also has a YouTube link so you can hear it again.
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These are really great and a lot of them are quite funny! I enjoyed these.
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I almost forgot my all time favorite "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life" Written by Paul Craft. He played it live for my wife in Nashville when she asked what he had written!
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