"Chord"

I hope this music teacher knows there is an 'h' in there...

Use the Audio Cord by tying it around your boxes of Audio Equipment to hold them together.

*smirk*

Just another of my musical pet peeves.

Others favorites in this genre include,

"Base Clef" -- Take Me Out to the Ballgame!

"Treble Cleft" -- Who cleaved it, and more importantly, why?

"Sound Interface" -- Um, *hardware* is NOT an interface!

"What's the best?" -- Best for *what*?

"The Staffs" -- Er, the plural is "Staves"...

"Volume Slider" -- Now we're back in the baseball park. Or do you mean, "Fader?"

"midi" -- It is not a word, it is an abbreviation, for "Musical Instrument Digital Interface" and therefore should be caps. MIDI

"Vocal Chords" -- This guy can apparently sing harmonies with himself, no machine required.

"Can I apply a Retard at a bar?" -- Why would you want to affix a mentally retarded person to a bar of music? Ritard. As in Ritardondodo!

I've collected a million of 'em, but you'll havta wait and buy the book...


--Mac