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Jim,
A funny write. Enjoyed it.
fj Thanks, Floyd, for your comments... I really appreciate your support.
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Hey Jim,
Sorry I haven't been around as much really swamped with work for another month and a half. I didn't get to write many FAWM songs but I did listen to a few of yours. I heard this one last night really funny. Very creative. However, I'm not sure taking a bath would help some people as it seems all the soaps and deodorants are also highly scented. My husband who is really allergic to smells swears all that stuff is weaponized by the deep state to kill us off. I think he's kiddin' when he says that. However, sometimes when someone comes to my office with it on, it hangs around for days, so totally agree. Good protest song!!! I agree with you & your husband 100%... Maybe they are trying to kill us off...  I hope you make it through this tax season... Even though the redesigned forms seem shorter, I think the total time on task for doing mine were about the same... But I finally got 'em done Thanks for taking the time to listen & comment on this song.
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This gave me a good chuckle, so thank you! Nicely catchy as well, and some good progressions. Thanks for sharing  Thanks, Deryk, for your comments & support... When will we be lucky enough to hear one of your musical creations with Biab?
Jim
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Very funny little tune. This is so true nowadays in open-space office. Instrumentation is also nice, kind of a Johnny Cash feeling in it and Roy Orbison feeling in your vocals Janne Thanks for listening & making your kind compliments... I appreciate them.
Jim
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Hahahahahahhahahahha!!! Fantastically funny, truth through humor. I love it. You've written a gem.
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Great one Jim! That chorus brought a couple of laughs out of me! Keep those great ideas coming! Thanks, Torrey
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Hahahahaha!
That was fun...not so much fun when either Bud or Janice get exposed to folks who saturate themselves. Runs the allergies sky high!
Bud's first realization that he had these allergies was in high school in the early 60's when the girls would wear the popular "Jungle Gardenia" and whoa! when they were sitting next to the steam radiator it would knock you out.
This was very entertaining!
Kudos...
J&B Thanks for your support & comments... If you want to give Bud something special as a gift, I see "Jungle Gardenia" is still being marketed for $69.95  ... As Eddie would say to Clark, "its the gift that keeps on giving"  ...
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Jim, anytime I listen to a song that makes me laugh out loud it catches me off guard and makes me straighten up and pay attention. I loved all of this. So true and so well presented. Loved it, Tom Thanks, Tom... I'm happy you liked it.
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To the point and funny
good write and entertaining
enjoyed the listen,
Kenny Thanks, Kenny...
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Funny tune Jim. Really enjoyed this. Well done. Cool chord progression. Got a Johnny Cash vibe on this. Excellent vocal
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This definitely got a giggle or two out of me. I really appreciated it! Thank you. Thanks, Ember... You support & comments are muchly appreciated. When are you going to share one of your original compositions?
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Jim,
A funny write. Enjoyed it.
fj YEP!! Funny stuff! Reminds me of a song line....."I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume" Anyone know that one? (Bit of trivia) Take care. Greg Thanks, Greg... I really appreciate your support & comments... I wonder if anyone knew the answer to your trivia question?
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Hahahahahahhahahahha!!! Fantastically funny, truth through humor. I love it. You've written a gem. Thanks, Scott... I always appreciate you comments & support.
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Great one Jim! That chorus brought a couple of laughs out of me! Keep those great ideas coming! Thanks, Torrey Thanks, Torry... I always appreciate you comments & support... I'm happy I made you laugh,
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Funny tune Jim. Really enjoyed this. Well done. Cool chord progression. Got a Johnny Cash vibe on this. Excellent vocal Thanks, Scott... I always appreciate you comments & support.
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Jim, Ha ha! This is really funny. I sure am not going to tell you this songs stinks, after all this. No sir, this song smells good!!!!
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Jim, you made my sad daylight saving day happier! You write super positive tunes. So true. We have a friend and after he leaves, room continues to smell of his perfume for couple of days. But I should probably be on a safe side and not send your tune to him This sounds a bit like Leonard Cohen, but with hilarious underline. Well composed and sang! Loved it! Thank you for posting, Misha. Jim, Agree with Misha - this is wonderful sounding - love it! Bob
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Jim,
A nice melodic amusing protest song!
Sometimes I like the smell of perfume, but I understand your feelings very well.
Very interesting chord progression!
Enjoyed my listen a lot.
Best regards.
Shigeki Adachi
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Jim, Ha ha! This is really funny. I sure am not going to tell you this songs stinks, after all this. No sir, this song smells good!!!! Well I certainly appreciate that  ...
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Jim,
Agree with Misha - this is wonderful sounding - love it!
Bob
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