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Well, accordian to the report in the newspaper......
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Vellum thinking plucking up the courage to write these banjo jokes should be barred. But some will drone on like a 5th string.
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It's even got Stevie Wondering who the key players were you guys keep harping on about.
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Left the accordions? They brought more.
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The accordions left when the bagpipes arrived.
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Some idiot brought sheet music and all the guitars left.
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While running from the police the thief fell and broke is trom bone!
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Just like the MP3 converter.... this is one LAME thread
You can find my music at: www.herbhartley.comAdd nothing that adds nothing to the music. You can make excuses or you can make progress but not both. The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding.
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Agreed. But who is keeping the score?
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I think I can Finale say I am.....
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At least these jokes, bad as most are, are originals.
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As hard as I tried I could not come up with another pun. So I think I will power down and go take a rest!
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Mario, surely uke can think of one more pun.
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Mario, surely uke can think of one more pun. OK I'm sure that I can. Just let me hit a few more bars first! If you want to join me I'm drinking Fal staff beer.
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After reading some of these pathetic comments, I came to the conclusion that it coda been worse.
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A measure of a man's forte is not how many puns he can get into a bar, or how many times he repeats himself, but instead his temperament.
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I just saw this thread now but wish I hadn't.  There's too much sax and violins for me. I should have know there would be, though. I mean, it is PG.
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We should keep the sax & violins to a bare minim um
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They should have known the score, that on this beat they need bars on the windows and door.
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You gotta admit, the subject line was a good intro. Some of the responses have been off the charts too!
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