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This is intended to be light-hearted, including the slightly diversionary title. It's a statement about...getting to be a certain age. I hope you enjoy it. The song was generated entirely from _REGGAS1.STY; I just added vocals and a few drum hits. My DAW is Reaper. Have fun! https://soundcloud.com/sam-buttrey/colonoscopysong
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So much fun! Funny idea, and funny lines. "Colonoscopay" (sounding like a pretentious rock pronunciation) made me lol. The band works. Thanks.
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Gave me a laugh, so, mission accomplished!
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It sounds like you had a lot of fun with this song! A nice dash of comedy. Thanks for sharing!
Cheers,
Ember
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Rectum? Completely destroyed 'em!
In Oz the govt sends a faecal test kit to all willing recipients over 55.
A public Serve us announcement.
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rayc
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Cute song!! Been there, done that (a few times). Enjoyed!! Take care. Greg
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This is really funny, could have never thought making a song about this subject  Great clear vocals and I like the whistling too. Reminds me of classic Monty Python songs. Janne
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'Buttrey'... I'm sure the name you use on this forum has no relation to the subject of your song    . You so funny, you could make money . The lyrics are some of the most cleverly composed word arrangements I've ever heard on the forum. I guess we can look forward to you providing a welcome bit of levity in the forum as we listen to songs of romantic disappointments, existential crises, and general musings on life's toils and troubles, eh? Two thumbs and eight fingers 'up' on this one !!!  - bluage -
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Love it. Your very clever lyric and delivery gave me a big smile, not something I usually associate with a colonoscopy (I too have had a few). Governments could absolutely use this in health awareness campaigns.
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Leon
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Very clever- I`m almost convinced to try one of those!
Looking forward to where you aim your musical scope next time.
Robert
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Proves you can make a good song for almost any subject. Put a smile on my face.
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Hi Buttrey (do you change your forum name with every new subject?),
this is just hilarious. Haven't heard something as funny as that for a very long time. And it spoiled my day at the same time, because it remindes me that I'm overdue, long overdue for this 'fun' (in German often called "The Big Harbour Tour").
More, more, I'm still not satisfied (Tom Lehrer 'Smut', 1965)
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Stefan
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Hello Buttrey ...
Funny as heck! I'll be 73 pretty soon, so I can empathize with this. Uh ... nice whistling, BTW. Many years ago, I wrote a son g about getting old. Maybe I'll put a little spit and polish on it and run it through BIAB. Enjoyed my listen a lot! Best to you ...
Alan
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Ha - nicely done, it got me chuckling and is actually quite catchy everything aside! Makes for a really pleasant listen. Thanks for sharing
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Deryk
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Bring on the song about aging, please!
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Buttrey,
Nice! funny (unfunny) stuff. Would be cool to play it in doc's office waiting room.
Made me smile.
Thank you for sharing!
Misha.
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