Cultured Hockey Players? Oxy-moronic that. Of course it's become much more sophisticated, I remember most of the guys in my high school class were missing front teeth from pucks, and didn't care a hoot. We suck maple syrup and are all ice holes. Some guy named Colbert invaded Canada last week and put us in our place. We cut wood, make hockey sticks, and export oil and gas to the US in exchange for Wendy's franchises. We go small. A Large Pop here is 10 oz. You call a large soda which is the same thing, but you fill a pail with ice and a few drops of stuff goes in there over and over. Our food is 1/4 the size for the same price in fast food places. Except a nice prime rib steak I will have for supper cost 3.50 and I might not be able to eat the whole thing.

We are suppressed, allowed to visit any doctor we want for free, and in exchange for the government paying for our medical bills we sometimes have to wait a few weeks to get to see a specialist, for me it was 3. So many people are aging they are worried about all the hip and knee jobs, so we are talking about raising the price of crude oil and natural gas that we sell you so you pay for my knees. Good deal that.

We don't make a lot of money off locks. I got a new front door and put the old doorknob on, but we can't find the keys. Anyways I friend of a guy I knew lived in a bad part of town and word got out he had some gold so 3 dudes kicked in his door. He should have done like me and left it open, it's cheaper in the end.

Hockey players culture includes beer drinking and chasing women, driving fast cars and fighting. If you need help with that look up a hockey player. He's gonna know the words to the Hockey song cause they sing it in every hick arena in the country.

The main reason we don't allow you to bring in guns is it wouldn't be fair. Our cops didn't get them until 20 to 30 years ago, and the border guards are starting to get some, but might never use them cause if you ask most people to stop nice they do.

John Conley
Musica est vita