" I won't play a song that panders to people with an 87 IQ."
LOL, You'll have to tell that to someone with a shorter memory than I have! Next you'll say you won't play a song with 'COWBELL'

"Well I've been so downhearted ever since my cow been gone
I'll be so udderly lonesome till my cow comes home" (Eddie1261)12/6/20 "BIG BLACK DOG
"We wrote the lyrics together, but Eddie must take the credit (blame?) for the pun in verse three." (Rog)