My dog is part of my family. It would be a very bad idea to shoot my dog. The conversation at my front door would be recorded on video and the police would act on that information as I would call my lawyer and file a restraining order.

We should write a song about the repercussions of killing a man's best friend.

May not be a very pretty song.

Billy

Last edited by Planobilly; 10/29/21 02:43 PM.
“Amazing! I’ll be working with Jaco Pastorius, Charlie Parker, Art Tatum, and Buddy Rich, and you’re telling me it’s not that great of a gig?
“Well…” Saint Peter, hesitated, “God’s got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing…”