What Eddie said!

Having said that no animal four-legged or two-legged will be allowed to cause me serious physical harm. I really like animals and dogs in particular but it is stupid not to protect yourself by both physical and legal means.

My dog is trained to eat you alive but he will never be a problem for anyone who does not attack me. He is always on a leash and never allowed to run free in public and is well trained to obey my commands.

Billy

“Amazing! I’ll be working with Jaco Pastorius, Charlie Parker, Art Tatum, and Buddy Rich, and you’re telling me it’s not that great of a gig?
“Well…” Saint Peter, hesitated, “God’s got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing…”