“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.”
"I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument, and an unsuspected yearning to learn to play on it, that are bound to wake up and demand attention some day."
"Any art or habit of life, if it is limited chronically to a few processes that are easiest to acquire, must at some time become so weakened that it is neither a part of art nor a part of life. The simplest ratios, called perfect consonances, have been used so long and so constantly that audiences have become soft. If they hear anything but doh-me-soh or a near cousin, they have to be carried out on a stretcher."
“Amazing! I’ll be working with Jaco Pastorius, Charlie Parker, Art Tatum, and Buddy Rich, and you’re telling me it’s not that great of a gig? “Well…” Saint Peter, hesitated, “God’s got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing…”
“I had no idea what I was doing and I faked it and it worked” - Dave Grohl
"To me, rock music was never meant to be safe. I think there needs to be an element of intrigue, mystery, subversiveness. Your parents should hate it." - Trent Reznor
“I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody.” - David Bowie
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"It's hard to take a teenage heavy metal band seriously, when they have a clarinet player."
Comedian Craig Ferguson (He was the clarinet player!)
How about if said metal band has not only a clarinet player but a guitarist playing a shovel?
Clarinet is at 2:10, and is playing a note-for-note cover of what the original guitarist played - wild!
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What is the definition of a hundred harmonica players at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Signed, trouble maker...lol
“Amazing! I’ll be working with Jaco Pastorius, Charlie Parker, Art Tatum, and Buddy Rich, and you’re telling me it’s not that great of a gig? “Well…” Saint Peter, hesitated, “God’s got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing…”
"The sousaphone was originally used as a primitive mine-clearing device, in that nobody would miss the sousaphone player if he found one." - Jeph Jacques
My favorite wasn't "famous" but funny. Lawrence Welk was doing a show. During the first set, one of the trumpet players snuck off the stage and Welk assumed it was a bathroom thing. During the intermission he asked and the guy told him yes, he had to use the bathroom. With the famous Lawrence Welk dry sense of humor, Lawrence said "You knew about this job a month ago."
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Miles Davis or Charlie Parker (old man memory issue) once asked a guy "What the hell was that?" The reply was "I'm just playing what I feel." The reply to that was "Then feel something in Bb mutha *****."
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