Billy,

I would take you on but each time I wrestle you to the ground after one of your absurd challenges, you start crying like a baby.

Why do it again.

I want you to feel good about yourself.

UNLESS, you want me to do it to show you I can and push some of the random jams to the bottom of page six, but then people would hate me too.

So I better not.

Get some sleep Billy.

smile