Man, everybody told Handel he was a big fat loser and a washed up old man and everyone hated him too--and his music sucked and he was out of date. That he was totally uncool.

Then he entered a Christmas music contest.

They said what you got old fart loser.

He said:

"I call it the Messiah. The ending is pretty epic. So epic, in fact, that I predict it will be played in every church in every city in the entire freaking world every Christmas Eve for the rest of time or until Jesus comes back. Trust me."

Just sayin' man. Just sayin.'