Good one John.

I just don’t understand when someone puts fresh air and cigarettes in the same sentence, i.e. "Want go out for fresh air and a cigarette?".

Talk about an oxymoron


The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?" I said, "Diddly."


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