I never saw a post that was a bigger flex in all my years here.
The answer to your question is "no". NONE of your vast collection of instruments makes music. You do.
Should we all now feel inferior because you told us about your 29 pianos and 723 guitars?
EDIT after some curiosity crept in:
I wonder if he typed that post while wearing an Armani suit and Gucci shoes or a Versace robe and slippers? While checking the time on his Rolex?
Makes me feel SO inferior because my shoes come from Sketchers, I wear cheap yoga pants and t-shirts all the time, and I don't even own a watch other than the one I got in 1961 for my Confirmation. (And it STILL WORKS!!) I never wear it but it came from my sponsor who was my "hero" big cousin and the reason I am involved with music.
I almost bought an expensive watch once but when I looked closer it was a Polex...