I did a double take when I read "conjugal visits". The term conjugal does refer to married folk but has a particular meaning when tied with "visit".

I NEEDED to listen to your song to get that out of my head.

The narrative - a more direct acknowledgement that there's no winning - is a good one.

Well done.


Cheers
rayc
"What's so funny about peace, love & understanding?" - N.Lowe