one for my canukastani pal, ole whatshisface...

DUI
- TEXAS STYLE

Only
a person in Texas could think of this.

From
the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar
in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely
walk.

The
man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which
he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to
find his car and fall into it.


He
sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.

Finally
he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine,
dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He
moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes
As some more of the other
patrons' vehicles left.

At
last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
out and drove slowly down the road.

The
police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man over and administered a breathalyzer
test.

To
his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded,
the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station.

This
breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I
doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the
designated decoy.'

i love you mister conley

Donny

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