Here's a good one for you in the Gulf of Mexico.....

We (the Kanuckistan) people have you under surveillance. Check out our undercover aircraft, after all Louisiana has french folks and we are going to make them a province and give 'em free health care and maple surple. They gotta come up and take skating lessons, and learn that teeth are optional for hockey. We might let them have a king too. I'm thinking that we should offer sawdust to dump on that oil. Beauty eh? Then we burn it in the stove. One of my relatives got a new fangled stove you hook up to wire trees go up the street. Aunt Eadie had that for a while, but missed the smell of kerosene, and her stove could run off a big bottle that glurped the stuff instead of firewood. Jeez Louise. We had 5 inches of snow at the cabin and the ice is out, so were the flies but they just got the deep freeze. I sure would rather be there than strapped with the iron mask to a radiation gizmo....the loons are back...

I think we should paint that plane in Canuck camo, beaver brown. I know it looks like s((t but, what the heck. Thinking of which, I need to put some ashes in the outhouse, she's ripe.

John Conley
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