You could tell them that you are going to sing a song like this guy did when United Airlines broke his guitar. This is a true story. United wouldn't fix or replace the guitar so he did this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo


The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?" I said, "Diddly."


64 bit Win 11 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware