You could tell them that you are going to sing a song like this guy did when United Airlines broke his guitar. This is a true story. United wouldn't fix or replace the guitar so he did this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo


Whenever I get something stuck in the back of my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a beer.
It's called the Heineken Maneuver.

64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware