Aw man, Mario. I was all excited thinking you were giving away your xylophone. I always wanted one but Cheap Slovenian Syndrome has kept me from buying one.

Actually I want vibes, but Cheap Slovenian would likely kill me in my sleep if I sprung for a set of those. A decent vibraphone would set me back 5 grand. 5 grand for another instrument I would only play until the new wore off.