The English language is such a mess. There, Their, They're.
Pacific Ocean, the c's are all pronounced differently.
There are too many examples. Too, to, two. I think the texters and tweeters may be on to something with the phonetic versions. Phonetic a word that is not spelled the way it sounds, means exactly that. Go figure. Fonetik, there I fixed it.


My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl. I told her I didn't even know he could.