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Along those same lines, I sometimes lay awake at night wondering:

1. Why is it we park in driveways, and drive in parkways?

2. If you eat a peanut butter sandwich upside down, will it stick to your tongue instead of the roof of your mouth?

- and many other deeply philosophical questions. Just some of life's little mysteries.

Jon




3. If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out its nose?

4. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



R.


"My primary musical instrument is the personal computer."