john, celsius is a great way to keep your temperature down, eh? my head nurse, amy, (talk aboot yer basic medical specialization - she only nurses my head) just came in to kiss my cheek and my temperature jumped a full 30F. she's 40 and cute as they get but, yuk, she wears a diamond stud in her nose. erstwhile, if your temperature rises, tell them to read the C-scale, you haven't been calibrated for the F-scale yet and horn players do everything in Bb.

on a rare, but very sincere serious note, i am deeply concerned for you and think about you constantly, my friend. my efforts at levity are only meant to cheer you and not to make light of the terrible ordeal you are going through. i am quite confident that you are well aware of my intentions but i want to assure you that i love you and care a lot.