I just had a wonderful orange popsicle. Why do they make them so cold?
And the chemo has hit the taste buds bad, it tasted like naptha.

My fright night nurse almost blocked the tube. I was getting some panicky. She had it narrowed down to one part, but couldn't let it be that, going back and forth. Broke her into a sweat. Man I was upset. I wanted her to let me do it. Finally I told her take his piece and soak it. Was ok then. I don't want to redo the puncture your belly and stomache because of a dim wit who didn't grind my pills right.

They do have an emergency group here to handle that type of thing, glad it got sorted out.

As to Don, well, he's a fish of a different colour being from yer south end of the Ewes' Eass of Eh, zippidy do yer da.

Now if he'd only get on here and describe his feedings in detail we'd be equal or maybe not.

At least being in the hospital the porters can wheel me to radiation without me leaving home and getting ready. What a bonus. Go for a burn and still wear a gown. Now they have loose fitting drawstring trews to cover your asspirations. They come in brown or brown. The wife says beige. That's not a colour.

Got the hospital gown blues,
Got the hospital gown blues,
My butt's hanging out, my back is bare
And there's nothing in the news.

Got the pretty nurse blues,
Got the pretty nurse blues,
Size 10 shoes, and I don't care
That's all the cancer ward news.

Got the hospital gown blues
Got the hospital gown blues
Gotta snooze, my butt is bare,
Got them hospital gown blues.

Hospital gown blues now,
Hospital gown blues now,
In the Cancer ward, a tube or two,
I got the hanging out, freezing butt, bare back sorry ol' blues.

Sorry Ian you asked for it LOL.

John Conley
Musica est vita