Originally Posted By: Gordon Scott
Lots of software-oriented people, at least in older age groups, must have written one of those "report writers" that churn our pages of apparently intelligent verbiage, using all the buzz-phrases of the day, but actually saying nothing meaningful. Much like some humans actually laugh

In 1983 or so I wrote the COBOL program that generated this 38 page short story (beginning and ending attached.)

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