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Song Title: Peloton in my Basement
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I wrote this (hopefully humorous) song about a my love / hate relationship with dieting and the Peloton bike in my basement.
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Lyrics:
Eating lots of cheese and hotdogs
Eating lots of cake and pie
I wish I could switch to arugula and beets so I could be a more healthy guy.
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Seems like every time I look
I see a delicious high calorie treat
but I only have one stomach and there so much food to eat
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Step into Starbuck's for black coffee
and walk out with hot chocolate and a muffin

Sometimes I feel like a Teddy bear who's been filled with too much stuffing.
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There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair.
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I tell myself that for lunch
I'll have a side salad and I'll skip the dressing
but the more that I think about it
it starts to feel depressing
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I chew on my celery stick
And I wish I was eating a French fry
And I sip from my bottle of water
but I'd rather be drinking a Mai Tai
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Every day when I put on my clothes
my pants feel a little bit tighter
And every time I step on the scale
I realize I'm not getting lighter
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There's a peloton in my basement
I need to go down there
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If God said to Adam if you eat that fruit
You won't look good in your birthday suit
Would he have taken a bite?
Based on my experience I don't think so.
If Moses led his people to the promised land
and they found a place where desert was banned
would they have stayed there?
Based on my experience I don't think so.
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There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair.
There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair.
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Recorded with Logic Pro X on a M1 pro laptop
using a mix of izotope on the band in a box tracks and Antares Auto tune plug ins on the vocals
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used ez-drummer to create the drum tracks.
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With the exception of the vocals, all the tracks on this song are band in a box tracks:

RealTracks in song: ~1547:Bass, Electric, CountrySwing Sw 110
RealTracks in style: ~528:Guitar, Acoustic, Fingerpicking Hank Sw 120
RealTracks in song: 2919:Piano, Acoustic, Rhythm CountryFolkSlowSwingMike Sw 085
RealTracks in song: ~2639:Piano, Acoustic, Rhythm CountryBentNoteJohn Sw 110
RealTracks in song: 3126:Mandola, Rhythm AmericanaFolkShuffleSyncAndy Sw 120

Welcome Joe,
Man, for your 1st post this is great!
You've got a great voice, I like the mix and the lyrics are a gas.
Looking forward to more.

Hey, hey, my, my
Grab that celery and skip the pie

Hi, Joe.

Welcome to the forum! Fun song - I enjoyed it a lot!

Thanks for listening. Definitely planning to post some more songs and engage with this forum.

Joe,

A clever write.
"There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair. "

HA!

A good first post.
Welcome to the Showcase...

fj

Joe...great use of BiaB tracks...man this song is so relatable...very clever...great post! Welcome to the forum...look forward to some more!

Hi, Joe:

Welcome to the forum! Terrific first offering—clever and humorous write that we can all relate to. Nice mix, good vocal (and slick harmonies to go with). Nice catchy chorus! Good work on this . . . I’ll be looking forward to hearing more from you!

All my best,

Deej

Thanks for the nice words. This is a great forum with a lot of talented people.
I clicked you link and checked out your website. I really enjoyed your video "small town boy"

Joe, that was absolutely an outstanding masterpiece of music.
Great vocal and some fantastic lyrics that, unfortunately I can relate
Great mix!

This is one of the best first posts here ever!