https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lwADCfTU2xU&feature=share***
Song Title: Peloton in my Basement
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I wrote this (hopefully humorous) song about a my love / hate relationship with dieting and the Peloton bike in my basement.
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Lyrics:
Eating lots of cheese and hotdogs
Eating lots of cake and pie
I wish I could switch to arugula and beets so I could be a more healthy guy.
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Seems like every time I look
I see a delicious high calorie treat
but I only have one stomach and there so much food to eat
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Step into Starbuck's for black coffee
and walk out with hot chocolate and a muffin
Sometimes I feel like a Teddy bear who's been filled with too much stuffing.
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There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair.
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I tell myself that for lunch
I'll have a side salad and I'll skip the dressing
but the more that I think about it
it starts to feel depressing
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I chew on my celery stick
And I wish I was eating a French fry
And I sip from my bottle of water
but I'd rather be drinking a Mai Tai
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Every day when I put on my clothes
my pants feel a little bit tighter
And every time I step on the scale
I realize I'm not getting lighter
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There's a peloton in my basement
I need to go down there
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If God said to Adam if you eat that fruit
You won't look good in your birthday suit
Would he have taken a bite?
Based on my experience I don't think so.
If Moses led his people to the promised land
and they found a place where desert was banned
would they have stayed there?
Based on my experience I don't think so.
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There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair.
There's a Peloton in my basement.
I need to go down there.
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as loosing hair.
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Recorded with Logic Pro X on a M1 pro laptop
using a mix of izotope on the band in a box tracks and Antares Auto tune plug ins on the vocals
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used ez-drummer to create the drum tracks.
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With the exception of the vocals, all the tracks on this song are band in a box tracks:
RealTracks in song: ~1547:Bass, Electric, CountrySwing Sw 110
RealTracks in style: ~528:Guitar, Acoustic, Fingerpicking Hank Sw 120
RealTracks in song: 2919:Piano, Acoustic, Rhythm CountryFolkSlowSwingMike Sw 085
RealTracks in song: ~2639:Piano, Acoustic, Rhythm CountryBentNoteJohn Sw 110
RealTracks in song: 3126:Mandola, Rhythm AmericanaFolkShuffleSyncAndy Sw 120
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