Villain,

Kind of a mixed martial arts comedy routine there, but some if it was funny.

So here is what confuses me. I too will strive to be humorous.

Say you want to WRITE A SONG. You get out your guitar or sit at the piano, sketch out something and then say, hmmmmmm would be great to have some bass and electric. You have BIAB 2023.

Exactly how dumb do you have to be to not be able to find the track menu in BIAB and look for any of 7,000 tracks that might work? And not understand how much easier that is than flying to Nashville to find a band?

Did you trip on the sidewalk as a child and have a pipe go through your head?

BIAB hard????? Too hard for young people??? Ever seen Ableton Live??

Entering in a chord progression and looking for an instrument to go with it is hard? In what grade?? Kindergarten???

Don't see any samples? Ever gone to bandlab.com and looked at the 70,000+ samples (it might be 150,000 by now) you can pull into Real Band if your IQ is at least above 50??

And finally, if Peter Gannon pulled put his wallet and spent 20 Billion dollars, exactly what features would you need in order to produce just ONE song in your lifetime. If he came to your house and generated the tracks for you, would that work, or would you still be complaining that BIAB has an outdated GUI and so you can't possibly write a song. Not yet. Not unless the software is rebuilt from scratch.

Or would there come a day in which you might look longingly in the mirror and say:

"Wow. Maybe the user error is happening inside my own brain."

That was MY joke of the day. Please no one get offended. I am JOKING.

I am being FUNNY.

Trying to make people LAUGH.

No germ of truth to it all.

Promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!